How do you write a fake horoscope for a magazine about American Wars and history?

July 11th, 2010 | by magazines |

Meow?-Meow? Head asked:

I need to write a horoscope for my American Wars and History magazine. The magazine isn’t professional, its for a project, but I still need a good horoscope or else I will get a bad grade. If anyone wants to write a full horoscope for me, I would appreciate it. Oh yeah, the horoscope can be made up, too. Thank you.

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